GOAT Shorts - SLASHER
Friday the 13th is right up there with Halloween as good times for all. We celebrate our favorite horror characters. Patrick Bateman will always be one of my favorites.
Our 2023 Slashers is the last with any HVIII branding on it and themed on American Psycho. This is not an exit.
Be ready for anything in this life. Always Party
4 way stretch, quick dry, and ready for action.
- 5" Inseam with the famous gussets that allow for roundhouse kicking things in high places
- Fancy Fresh Loop in the waistband for the gear you shed while scaling mountains
- Rear pocket is mesh has a ZIPPER (so you gotta own it when you loose your phone)
- Stacked Logo, branded grommets
Matt is 6' 230ish and wearing an L
Lindsey is 5’8.75999” and 165lb and in L for a loose fit
- MRMarcos R.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - WolfknivesI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks ago5 Stars
Awesome for jui jitzu and crossfit
- ASAndrew S.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - Southwest Mixtape Vol II - Yellow BluesI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars4 weeks ago5 Stars
Got these for my wife. Decided to see if I could squeeze into them. New favorite shorts for me haha.
Great fit, quality, stretch and art.
- JHJake H.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - SLASHERI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars2 months ago5 Stars
Best shorts ever!
- TTTJ T.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts SHORTIES - SplatterI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars2 months ago5 Stars
The best in the damn world!
- ASAndrew S.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - Splatter - BlueI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars2 months ago5 Stars
Everything they are cracked up to be.
Loud, stretchy, comfy, durable. I dig.