GOAT SHORTS - Red Dark Matter

$ 50.00


“F*CK YEAH, that's basically summer.” 
-Matt Vincent

Summer and the desert have been a vibe lately in our universe,  so let’s lean into the heat and get ready for all the summer activities. GOAT shorts are built for anything you can throw at them. Training, cycling, BJJ, swimming, travel, hiking, casual, and running all easily done in the GOAT SHORTS.

Be ready for anything in this life. Always Party

4 way stretch, quick dry, and ready for action. 

Upgrades include:

  • 5" Inseam with the famous gussets that allow for roundhouse kicking things in high places
  • Fancy Fresh Loop in the waistband for the gear you shed while scaling mountains
  • Rear pocket is mesh has a ZIPPER (so you gotta own it when you loose your phone) 
  • Stacked Logo, branded grommets and EVO pistols on the drawstring! 

Size Reference
Matt is 6' 230ish and in L. He likes em snug cause blast them quads.
Peaches is 5’6", 141lb and in M