GOAT Shorts SHORTIES - Dark Matter
Don't let anything hold you back. Our shorts are engineered for dynamic motion in any aspect of your life. Stay cool, comfortable, and partially invisible in the right environment with our revamped Jungle Camo GOAT Shorts. These have been updated with new tags, and are available in both 5" and 3" versions.
Our most extreme length for extreme people. Establish quad dominance. Perfect length for all awesome activities from lifting to hiking to ping pong. No more pulling your shorts up looking like a diaper.
Men and women approved! The best shorts for the best you.
- 4 way stretch, quick dry, and ready for action.
- 3" Inseam with the famous gussets that allow for roundhouse kicking things in high places
- Fancy Fresh Loop in the waistband for the gear you shed while scaling mountains
- Rear pocket is mesh has a ZIPPER (so you gotta own it when you loose your phone)
- MRMarcos R.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - WolfknivesI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars1 month ago5 Stars
Awesome for jui jitzu and crossfit
- ASAndrew S.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - Southwest Mixtape Vol II - Yellow BluesI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars2 months ago5 Stars
Got these for my wife. Decided to see if I could squeeze into them. New favorite shorts for me haha.
Great fit, quality, stretch and art.
- JHJake H.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - SLASHERI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars3 months ago5 Stars
Best shorts ever!
- TTTJ T.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts SHORTIES - SplatterI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars3 months ago5 Stars
The best in the damn world!
- ASAndrew S.Verified BuyerReviewingGOAT Shorts - Splatter - BlueI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars3 months ago5 Stars
Everything they are cracked up to be.
Loud, stretchy, comfy, durable. I dig.