Just in time for summer. But WHY BLACK SHORTS?!?  Because black is always kickass, evil, awesome, and looks sick as fuck. 
Slap on some Depeche Mode and enjoy the darkness of summer. We also made a towel. It can do all the things any other towel does, but it looks 69% more kick ass.
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GOAT Shorts - AbyssAbyss - Towel

June 29, 2022