GOAT SHORTS - Abyss
But WHY BLACK SHORTS?!? Because black is always kickass, evil, awesome, and looks sick as fuck.
Slap on some Depeche Mode and enjoy the darkness of summer. We also made a towel. It can do all the things any other towel does, but it looks 60% more kick ass.
4 way stretch, quick dry, and ready for action.
- 5" Inseam with the famous gussets that allow for roundhouse kicking things in high places
- Fancy Fresh Loop in the waistband for the gear you shed while scaling mountains
- Rear pocket is mesh has a ZIPPER (so you gotta own it when you loose your phone)
- Stacked Logo, branded grommets and EVO pistols on the drawstring!
Matt is 6' 230ish and wearing an L here. He likes em snug cause blast them quads.