GOAT SHORTS - Abyss

$ 50.00

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 But WHY BLACK SHORTS?!?  Because black is always kickass, evil, awesome, and looks sick as fuck. 

Slap on some Depeche Mode and enjoy the darkness of summer. We also made a towel. It can do all the things any other towel does, but it looks 60% more kick ass.

4 way stretch, quick dry, and ready for action. 

Upgrades include:

  • 5" Inseam with the famous gussets that allow for roundhouse kicking things in high places
  • Fancy Fresh Loop in the waistband for the gear you shed while scaling mountains
  • Rear pocket is mesh has a ZIPPER (so you gotta own it when you loose your phone) 
  • Stacked Logo, branded grommets and EVO pistols on the drawstring! 

Size Reference
Matt is 6' 230ish and wearing an L here. He likes em snug cause blast them quads.